Monday, February 02, 2009


# Bach died from 1750 to the present. - from Student Bloopers

# Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel ws half German, half English, and half Italian. He was very large. - from Student Bloopers

# Bang, boom, pow! he hissed. - Leo Rosten

# Barking dogs don't bite people they don't know.

# Before I start speaking, I'd like to say something.

# Benjamin Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

# The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. - from Student Bloopers

# The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other. - from Kids Say the Darndest Things

# The book was so exciting I couldn't finish it until I put it down.

# The bowels are a,e,i,o,u and sometimes y.

# The bride was wearing an old lace gown that fell to the floor as she walked down the isle.

# Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. - from Student Bloopers

# The chief is inclined to believe that a crossed wife might be the cause of the fire. - Leo Rosten

# A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - from Kids Say the Darndest Things

# A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator. - from Kids Say the Darndest Things

# The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. - from Student Bloopers

# A closed mouth gathers no feet. (does this one really count?)

# The Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. - from Student Bloopers

# Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. - from Student Bloopers

# Comfortable apartment. Short walk to beach. Affordable germs. - Leo Rosten

# Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and ran into a tree that I didn't have.