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How can you make seven even?
Remove the "S".
Why is Turtle Wax so expensive?
Because turtles have such tiny ears.
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He thought it was a high school!
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming?
"Here come the elephants!"
What do mermaids have on toast?
Mermerlade
Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything
Illnesses and cures
Remove the "S".
Why is Turtle Wax so expensive?
Because turtles have such tiny ears.
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He thought it was a high school!
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming?
"Here come the elephants!"
What do mermaids have on toast?
Mermerlade
Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything
Illnesses and cures